Awesomeness Supreme Riding Hood
Once upon a time there was a girl named—Nope. Not this time. Red, or “Awesomeness Supreme” Red Riding Hood (that’s what she calls herself) is sick of that same old, tired old, completely bogus story, so she writes her own version with bacon, cupcakes, and laser vision. What will Wolf and the Narrator do?
What Is That?
Penguins, a flower—what's the deal?